Very Touchy story: A punching story

I found this joke somewhere and i am sharing it with you..please take
it as joke.. There is No intension to hurt anyone ... Please forgive me
if you are hurted by this joke and inform me i will remove it.

"Husband forgot to wish her on his Wife's birthday. He came home late
at night from the office .....

His wife shouted: How would u feel if u dont see me for next few days?

He couldnt believe his luck. He replied at once.'' Wowww.....That would
be great..!''

Monday passed & he didn't see her.
Tuesday he didnt see her
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& wednesday passed too
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On Thursday the swelling was
better & he could see her from the corner of his left eye...