Asaram's son, Narayan Sai has released a new statement claiming that
Asaram Bapu is a juvenile.
"Why the Jodhpur Police is going mad? Don't they know that Asaram
Bapu is just a juvenile?," Narayan Sai said while addressing the
reporters.
Although the reporters were terrified in the conference as they were
surrounded by Asaram's followers.
"I have the proofs. I can prove that Asaram Bapu is 17 years and 364
days old. He should not be treated like criminals as he is just a cute
kid
who doesn't have a brain capable enough for decision-making, "
Narayan Sai added.
When asked about the proofs, Narayan Sai showed Asaram's 5th
standard report card according to which Asaram is not an adult.
According to the experts, this idea is fresh and Asaram might avoid
the imminent arrest using this gimmick.
"Calling in sick, can't envisage the police due to relative's death,
calling
the victim mentally disabled, sudden chest pain and beating the shit
out of media persons are all old gimmicks and are not convincing
enough nowadays. Asaram tried them all but this one is a great idea
and Asaram might avoid the arrest as well as the punishment even if
he does not have a concrete defense, " a famous criminal attorney
told Faking News.
Asaram is fooling the Jodhpur Cops since last three days and he is
flying all over India refusing to confront the police.
When asked why Asaram is running away, Narayan Sai said, "He can
fly wherever and whenever he wants, do not forget that he is
godman oops godkid."
When a reporter from Faking News asked that calling Asaram a
juvenile is stupid and proving him one is an impossible thing,
Narayan Sai said "Hehe, nothing is impossible in India, if a person
accused for sexual assault by a schoolgirl can roam around freely in
the country then anything is possible ."
"We have invited all the Bal Kalyan Samitis of the country, we're
hoping that they arrive before the police," Nrayan Sai added.
Disclaimer:This is humor...
Source
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/08/31/asarams-son-releases-new-statement-says-asaram-bapu-is-a-juvenile/
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